So from Him and Me, love, Have a wonderful day!
Off I goos at Oh Crow Pee Oh!!! But had me cuppa and me fag's going.
Got me list of likey pressies here;.
Got summat 'ere.... Gotta wrap it mehself - Woollies don't do gift wrap!
Cor twere quite a sweat, had ter change me shirt!
Got it done at Post Office. Wi' pretteh stamps on!
NOW I need meh beer!
AND I'M WISHIN' YER
"SUCH A SPESHULLY HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!"
'Cos yer one o' meh biggest fans!
(scuse the muckeh pants, luv, gotta do the sitting room ceiling - too much smokin'!)