Big Beanie here:
Not only do I have the best profile in the world, but I give you my sexy hand on my hip pose.
Aren't I an absolute charmer?? Doesn't this close up of me prove that I got the best of the gene pool? Come on, you know I did? Who else could survive such closeup scrutiny?
I think I look like I just got laid in this photo with that chick in coral. You know number # 457. Dead sexy, as well.
BTW, did I mention I also have the best tongue on the planet as well. You will hardly find better anywhere. And now another performance of my tongue. Tongue, take a bow.