Even the elements love this man...that wind, just sliding around him, tightening that shirt against his chest, ghosting through those blonde locks...
Look ma! It's a tall pointy plot device! Oooooo! Hey, somewhat suspicious slightly creepy native guy...tell us about the plot device! Why sure I'll tell you about that plot device, but as this is a spooky horror movie, I'm sure you'll become better acquainted than I. But first let's let your dad walk over to the plot device to show it's perfectly *harmless*. Absolutely. Perfectly. Completely innocent PLOT DEVICE. (I mean seriously...could it get any more obvious?)
Hey! You're leaving the completely innocent tall pointy
Fine. I'll guess we'll just have to focus on my slightly-blurry but rugged and windblown good looks. Whatever. Shall. We. Do. o_O
You want my shampoo? Over my dead body!! (Uh oh..we're in a horror movie, shouldn't ought to've said that...but I'm not the bad guy this time! Promise!)
Yes, I'm aware my hair looks *fantastic* and the fangirls can't stop talking about it. But it's MINE.
That's what I thought. You'd best back away from my haircare!
Who the hell is this
See now...that's a teaser. That's why we're doing what we're doing. And there's more James to come! *thinks about that turn of phrase... ... ...melts*